because it causes cancer, measles, polio, spreads HIV??? This man is in stage 5 of terminal stupidity and liberals will be nodding heads upon hearing his little gems of moronic wisdom. Not unlike the screaming lawyer commercials where the statement, "if you or your loved ones have become ill or died from taking the prescription drug..." If you died and you're listening to this drivel, you are not in heaven.
Or how about this one: Vehicular homicide is not a good way to express your affection to another person. Or: Refrain from eating ground glass because it will increase your life expectancy.