That's ridiculous. All you need to do is follow Sheryl Crow's advice to use one square of TP per dump. Problem solved.
Well Sheryl also said you could use more than one square during certain “messy” incidents.
> That’s ridiculous. All you need to do is follow Sheryl Crow’s advice to use one square of TP per dump. Problem solved.
That was a longggg time ago. Now that she’s gotten older I bet she doesn’t agree with that. Either that or they call her ole Stinkfinger around her parts... : )