[ElkGroveDan]

lastic balls will preserve the Van Normal reservoir’s water supply

That's VAN NORMAN (idiots)

[dfwgator]

I thought it was Van Morrison.

[Covenantor]

So that’s where General Schwarzkopf’s clerk ended up.

As the story goes, Stormin’ Norman after reading documents needing his signature, jumped up and got in the clerks face shouting, “I’m not Normal!”

Turns out the clerk had misspelled the General’s first name in the signature block.

[DannyTN]

"lastic balls will preserve the Van Normal reservoir’s water supply"

That's VAN NORMAN (idiots) "

No that's Ab Normal