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To: SoFloFreeper

Smart money says Kermit is about to come out of the closet.

2 posted on 08/05/2015 4:53:39 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)

To: Joe 6-pack

Or become Kermitta?

4 posted on 08/05/2015 4:55:03 AM PDT by 9YearLurker

To: Joe 6-pack

> Smart money says Kermit is about to come out of the closet.

And is about to start living with Bert and Ernie in a polyamorous relationship...

6 posted on 08/05/2015 4:59:23 AM PDT by jsanders2001

To: Joe 6-pack

Actually, I've heard he's already hooked up with a different lady pig. apparently he does like the other white meat, just not that bit of bacon.

8 posted on 08/05/2015 5:00:28 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)

To: Joe 6-pack

I heard he was “transitioning”.

17 posted on 08/05/2015 5:17:37 AM PDT by headstamp 2

To: Joe 6-pack

Yep. Set up for perversion.

20 posted on 08/05/2015 5:23:19 AM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)

To: Joe 6-pack

“Miss Piggy announces she has a new boyfriend and proceeds to kiss him passionately while Kermit looks on.”

Sounds like what my ex did to me. Must be the mid-life crisis.

29 posted on 08/05/2015 6:18:26 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)

To: Joe 6-pack

Beat me to it.

32 posted on 08/05/2015 6:52:39 AM PDT by lacrew

To: Joe 6-pack

So Kermit finally figured out how many men have been putting their hands up miss Piggy’s dress.

35 posted on 08/05/2015 7:21:58 AM PDT by seawolf101

To: Joe 6-pack

I’ll take the longer odds on Kermit converting
to Islam...... No more makin’ bacon.

38 posted on 08/05/2015 7:41:32 AM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf ;-))

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