That is so 1980s looking.
Does it come with it’s own casket?
Does she get discounts if she reads ten gas, electric, or water meters on her trip?
Does it come with a fork lift for easy mounting and dismounting?
Does it have curtains for when Huma is in town?
Does it have a snap down cow catcher so small children or old people won’t get stuck in the undercarriage when she runs them over?
Does it get better than 4 MPG?
Does she do without air conditioning to save the environment?
Is it a hybrid?
Does it run on electricity?
Does it have special filters so Al will be happy?
Is this really the message we should be sending our children, driving around in a non aerodynamic black brick accessory to her clothing like that?