The author.
He looks like a fool... :-)
So Reagan likes a certain sweet confection and all of the sudden it is like what defines him... this is okay for liberals, then FINE....
Obama is the arugula president.... He is a green leafy mess that tastes like crap no matter how much salad dressing by the media is poured over his administration...
If Woody Allen had a son...It would look like the author.
Man, the author looks like a super-douche. I think he might reach arch villain levels of douchiness. He’s like a black hole of douches, sucking more douche matter into his giant event horizon of bitterness. I don’t think I like this guy.
She looks like a typical liberal woman.
Based on his scribblings the “dirt” and “vomit” flavors would seem to be the author’s favorites...
I don’t even like jelly beans and I love Jelly Bellies. In a class by itself, superior quality, others are just pale imitators...Hey! No wonder this weasel compared Reagan to these confections.
Looks like Woody Allen on estrogen.