[Lazamataz]

Writers much, much, worse than you have been extremely successful.

Perhaps. But I am still pissed that Rudyard Kipling can hand me my ass any time he desires to.

Gods of the Copybook Headings

[Tax-chick]

Don’t feel too bad: that makes you one of 99,999 out of 100,000 non-Kipling writers, just like I’m one of 99,999 out of 100,000 singers who aren’t Kathleen Battle.