I was young and questioning. I had been watching too much ESPN and it made me think I was one of 53 possible genders.
But I found they didn’t match my goalie mask so I wasnt Hockeysexual.
And I didn’t fit in in Texas so I wasn’t Perrysexual.
I couldn’t keep lying to myself about it so I wasn’r Romneysexual.
So I went to the temple of Talos and thanks to he who is both man and Divine, I have become solidly Pixelsexual.
Well, I’m glad you found your niche in the diverse mosaic of whateversexuals.
I don’t think anyone should be encouraged to follow the Romneysexual path. From what I’ve heard, you go on a searching quest but all you come away with is a lousy pair of magic underwear.