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My liberal solution works for Republican liberals too.
Readily available solution
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Perhaps we can start a non profit and buy one cage per liberal. It would stimulate the economy and solve the planet’s greatest threat by far. The American Liberal.
1: Get a cage
2: Put the liberal in the cage:
3: Charge admission to human beings to view the threat that nearly destroyed the planet
4: Wait a couple weeks.
Problem solved.
A person can survive three weeks without food, so you need three weeks, not two.
