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Police: Stratford Man Performed Sex Act With Shrubbery
http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2015/07/29/police-stratford-man-performed-sex-act-with-shrubbery/ ^

Posted on 07/29/2015 12:28:51 PM PDT by dead

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To: PATRIOT1876
Is he allowed to marry the shrubbery, per the Supreme Court? \

There is a precedent setting case involving Dr. Jill Biden


41 posted on 07/29/2015 1:18:18 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: dead

Just wanted a little bush


42 posted on 07/29/2015 1:22:11 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Ted Cruz for President ... all others are cheap imitations)
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To: clamper1797

I have heard of “stump training” but this is something that stumps me.


43 posted on 07/29/2015 1:24:10 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Ted Cruz for President ... all others are cheap imitations)
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To: rjsimmon

You were quick!


44 posted on 07/29/2015 1:38:29 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: NormsRevenge

Good advice all around.


45 posted on 07/29/2015 1:39:09 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: dead

Too bad he wasn’t publicly butt humping his male pal, he could have sued the neighbor for harassment - if one may be forgiven a pun.


46 posted on 07/29/2015 1:46:16 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: dead

Rosemary, OK!
Sweet William, Gay


47 posted on 07/29/2015 1:49:59 PM PDT by GOYAKLA
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To: rjsimmon

"APPALLING!"

48 posted on 07/29/2015 1:50:17 PM PDT by freedomlover
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To: dead
Police: Stratford Man Performed Sex Act With Shrubbery

NO MORE BUSHES!

49 posted on 07/29/2015 1:53:59 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Deliver us from evil ....")
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To: Vaquero

I hate you because you thought of it first.


50 posted on 07/29/2015 2:21:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Republicans are nothing more than "beards" for Democrats.)
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To: dead

UPDATE:Earlier police reports were later confirmed as accurate when the accused was rushed to the hospital with a life-threatening case of poison ivy.


51 posted on 07/29/2015 2:35:41 PM PDT by jimbug
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To: Lazamataz

hated by many....respected by all.


52 posted on 07/29/2015 2:38:03 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, Laz, you were not there first, but the question remains....would you hit it?


53 posted on 07/29/2015 3:16:06 PM PDT by diogenes ghost
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To: rjsimmon

did it have a nice two layered effect????


54 posted on 07/29/2015 3:17:56 PM PDT by joe fonebone (Time to put the taxpayer first)
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To: dead

He’s in line for a scholarship to Northwestern University. Home of The Fighting Vibrators!


55 posted on 07/29/2015 3:59:36 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: rjsimmon

Damn...I never even had a chance...LOL

At least know we now know why they wanted the shrubbery.

Mystery solved.


56 posted on 07/29/2015 4:14:11 PM PDT by Crim (Palin / West '16)
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To: wyowolf

Well well, the little Anti-Southern bigot posts again. Did a Southerner steal your favorite toy or something? Poor baby, you can’t even locate the South on a map but you insist on posting childish tripe. Aren’t you afraid that mommy will catch you on her computer? Poor, jealous child:)


57 posted on 07/29/2015 4:32:04 PM PDT by CrimsonTidegirl
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To: CrimsonTidegirl

Hey dud... wasnt me banging the pig...that was Bama boy...its a real story im sure your smart enough to ck it out...

Stuck in Hellanta for 22 long years... 8 more to go.


58 posted on 07/29/2015 4:43:32 PM PDT by wyowolf
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To: dead

talk about morning wood


59 posted on 07/29/2015 5:37:19 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: wyowolf

First of all, I’m not a “dude”. I would have thought my username would have told you that.

In almost every post you make, you denigrate Southerners. You really should seek help because your hatred of the South borders on psychotic. I’m embarrassed for you, i really am. Atlanta is a great city but you are too bigoted to realize it. The South is a much better place than the ugly, boring dump where you came from...


60 posted on 07/29/2015 8:14:29 PM PDT by CrimsonTidegirl
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