“Criscitello, an artist who lives and works on Capitol Hill, is 48 years old but looks a decade younger. He’s tall and muscled, with tattoos covering most of his skin and blue eyes that stand out against the gloomy Seattle sky.”
Sounds like the author was as queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was in love with “the artist.” because he could make his “thing” look like a pretzel.
LOL #LGBT #LOVEWINS # OBAMASAMERICA