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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

A large contingent of ISIS terrorists came upon a lone US Marine in the middle of the desert. The ISIS leader sent twenty terrorists armed to the teeth to quickly dispatch the US Marine. As they approached, the Marine backed down the sand dune. The terrorists raced after him and the inevitable sounds of a fierce battle followed. Then silence. The US Marine casually walked back to the top of the sand dune, and motioned them to send more. The terrorists sent forty this time, and again the Marine backed down the dune.as the forty terrorists followed after him. After the sounds of battle subsided, one lone terrorist dragged himself to the top of the dune and with his dying breath shouted to the rest “Run away! It’s a trap!! There are two of them!!”


2 posted on 07/25/2015 7:11:44 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Help Me Dad" Kathryn Steinle shot and killed by a five-time deported illegal.)
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To: SkyDancer

Good one!

I enjoyed your Aussie work pictoral essay. Brought back memories, as I lived in Sydney for 6 years...


10 posted on 07/25/2015 7:29:36 PM PDT by Rennes Templar (NSA: The only government agency that really listens.)
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To: SkyDancer

That is a keeper.


13 posted on 07/25/2015 7:35:57 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: SkyDancer

Prediction: McCall will be punished for this.
The higher powers that be will make an example of him.


14 posted on 07/25/2015 7:36:32 PM PDT by zot
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To: SkyDancer

Glad to see humor being recycled. The first time I heard that joke, it was about Israelis and Arabs in the Six-Day War. 1967?


23 posted on 07/25/2015 8:33:37 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Voting is acting white.)
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To: SkyDancer

LOL!


26 posted on 07/25/2015 9:09:44 PM PDT by SunTzuWu
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To: SkyDancer

LOL

Thanks for the chuckle.


35 posted on 07/26/2015 1:49:27 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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