The Oviedo’s have “family visiting,” huh? Lol, ok.
All your homes are now belong to us!
“family visiting,”
Just who are they?
What’s the purpose for their visit? Do they have a Regional Border Transit Pass? How many are visiting? Do they have authorization to be absent from their government work assignments? If so were the requests made at least one year in advance of the visit? Why did they choose to drive automobiles instead of riding an earth friendly bike? Are their shot records up to date? Are they eating healthy on this visit? Are they missing any of the required Diversity Is Our Strength Siminars by participating in this visit? Are they exceeding the alotted time for use of air conditioning on this visit. Have they paid their EPA imposed mileage tax for this visit.
Did they conduct and submit the required Environmental Impact Study for this visit? Are there any wetlands on the property they are visiting? (Reminder that now this could be where the dog took a piss once)
What are they watching on TV during this visit? Have they submitted an itemized list and schedule of approved TV programming they desire to watch? Has a local political agent been assigned to monitor and record this visit. Have they submitted their applications for entry in the next Hunger Games?