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To: StoneWall Brigade

When you have your heart attack, and they are headed toward you, to jump-start your heart, remember to ask the ER nurse “Can I get fries with that?” /S

I once told a furnace repairman that came to the house and said “Yep, its not working..” and charged me a hundred bucks for that moment of brilliance....”Look, I can jump-start a heart at 3 AM, and do not get paid a fourth of what you get paid to tell me that when I called and told you the furnace wasnt working, I was right. And if I screw up at MY job, YOu are dead...if YOU screw up...I just need a sweater!.GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!”


84 posted on 07/23/2015 5:23:09 PM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

Yeah you’re absolutely right.


85 posted on 07/23/2015 5:50:23 PM PDT by StoneWall Brigade (MARANATHA)
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To: MagUSNRET

My God you are quick on your feet!

OT
We now have 60+ baby fish fingerlings in the pond, your Grunion is now one of the Big Fish! I have to drain the pond to catch them so I can take them to a farm in the country :o(


87 posted on 07/23/2015 8:59:24 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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