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To: Hildy

Needs a hook.


5 posted on 07/19/2015 10:01:19 AM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: going hot

Needs a hook.
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Couple of ‘old’ statements come to mind.

I wouldn’t ____ her with your ____. (fill in blanks)

Normally at Closing time they ALL look good. Have to make an exception here.

3 rather stout women were sitting at the bar speaking. The guy next to them says “Excuse me ladies but are you from Scotland? The accent sounds familiar”

“Scotland?? You dumb SOB ... Wales -that is Wales you bloody idiot”

Guy “Begging your pardon. Are you Whales from Scotland?”

The ‘lights’ went out....


129 posted on 07/19/2015 11:38:18 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"Remember, Age and Maturity are not automatically in synch")
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