[I am Richard Brandon]

Only a politician could define a 'pensions crisis' as a Black Swan. A Black Swan is UNEXPECTED. A pensions crisis can be seen coming a mile off, unless

You have your eyes and ears shut, or
You are a politician, or
You are a Liberal

[PLMerite]

"Only a politician could define a 'pensions crisis' as a Black Swan. A Black Swan is UNEXPECTED."

Correct.

Godzilla, now there's a black...er, green swan!