You’d have to make all the EBT machines start playing pacman and stop all the trucks. Gets too complicated.
How about putting ecstasy in the DC water supply, by the time they recover from their orgy we have a prison wall built around the whole place and the capital moved back to Philadelphia, and reboot the Constitution like you’re reloading Windows. Reduce US law from a semi truckload of paper to a phone book.
Still a kid in there somewhere because I daydream like one.
Yes, the minorities need to learn its not a good idea to bite the hand that feeds them.