“I won’t bake your cake” (A New, as yet, unpublished song)
I won’t bake your cake
You can’t rent my hall
I won’t do the music
For your “Cannibal Ball”
I won’t take the pictures
Either now, or later, It
Is absolutely certain
That I will not cater it!
“Missionary”
is not on the menu.
And stew pots and fires
Are not allowed in my venue.
Bring in those spears,
And my liability increases
As do the shrunken heads
In your centerpieces
It’s against my religion
And not in my culture
To feast on my species
Like a ravenous vulture
There are other people
To whom I can send you
So please don’t sue me
If somehow I offend you.
(CHORUS)
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right,
To say “No” and not have to fight
It’s my right, It’s my Right, It’s my right
To say “No”, and not have to fight
(Haven’t come up with a tune yet, but I think a little heavy metal or Reggae-Punk might work)