[commish]

Sure, I’d end up in jail for arson most likely, but if I’m going to be punished anyway, I might as well commit the crime.

You just have to do it correctly. Forget to turn off the stove with the pot of grease you used to fry your morning bacon. An honest mistake and unfortunate that it was right next to a cabinet full of flammable accelerants. Probably should have stored those in a different location. Oh well, lesson learned.

[Boogieman]

Well, I am a smoker, so an “accidental fire” could happen quite easily...

[bgill]

Forget to turn off the stove with the pot of grease you used to fry your morning bacon. An honest mistake

And their gay cake was in the oven at the time.