You suck. You just added a whole bunch of freakin’ tasks to my list. YOU SUCK.
I am going to rewrite this substantially, and it will be submitted as a jointly-authored editorial. Some places require a short bio, so if you’d rather not, I will mention that fact instead.
You make me sad, I already have two articles to write and several to distribute. I freakin hate working and you piled more on.