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Some things just sound better in theory than they are in practice.
1 posted on 07/05/2015 8:20:51 AM PDT by Bluewater2015
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The explosion caused a fatal head injury and he died instantly.

"Clean off"
2 posted on 07/05/2015 8:23:04 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
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To: Bluewater2015
Apparently this is popular amongst the stupid/drunk.


3 posted on 07/05/2015 8:23:48 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Should have used one of these to protect his head!
6 posted on 07/05/2015 8:30:07 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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In WWII, the Japanese had a rifled grenade launcher that was mistranslated as “Knee Mortar”. US troops firing the captured weapon by bracing it on the thigh, rather than the ground, ended up breaking said bone.


7 posted on 07/05/2015 8:36:37 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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Beer


9 posted on 07/05/2015 8:39:07 AM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then or now?;)
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I don’t know if that’s accurate to say it sounds good in theory. Theory would say that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This is sadly another data point.


11 posted on 07/05/2015 8:55:52 AM PDT by biggerten (Love you, Mom.)
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Oh my, and to think I started a thread here the other day about fireworks.


12 posted on 07/05/2015 8:56:33 AM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("Keeping your stick down used to be a commandment, but not anymore" Harry Sinden, 1988)
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Let’s hope he didn’t breed before meeting his demise.


13 posted on 07/05/2015 8:57:47 AM PDT by McGruff (Eat a snickers...)
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I was young, dumb and stupid once. But not quite this bad.


14 posted on 07/05/2015 9:02:35 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (American Taliban - The Democratic Party)
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15 posted on 07/05/2015 9:04:52 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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More proof of Newton’s Third Law: For every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction. It seems like the guy should get some credit for proving this.


16 posted on 07/05/2015 9:10:31 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (The Stone Age did not end because we ran out of stones)
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Staples had placed the fireworks mortar tube on top of his head and set it off

The fireworks manufacturer is liable because they did not print a warning in English, Chinese, Vietnamese, Arabic and Spanish on the tube not to do this. Plus no warning not to mix demon rum (alcohol) with fireworks.

17 posted on 07/05/2015 9:12:46 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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Police said Staples had been drinking with friends...

18 posted on 07/05/2015 9:28:48 AM PDT by Bratch
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Hold muh beer


19 posted on 07/05/2015 9:53:35 AM PDT by Pietro
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Terminal stupidity!
20 posted on 07/05/2015 10:26:59 AM PDT by mongo141 (Revolution ver. 2.0, just a matter of when, not a matter of if!)
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Rest in Peace...Big dummie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Wk98IH2fU


21 posted on 07/05/2015 11:01:08 AM PDT by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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Went out to watch friends and family shoot off fireworks last night. Had a great time. One kid that was there had no fear of the fireworks he was handling.

Fireworks can kill. It seldom happens, but when it’s you, it can ruin your whole day.

Fireworks need to be handled cautiously. While they are recreational, they can burn, mame, and kill.


23 posted on 07/05/2015 11:21:21 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Conservatism: Now home to liars too. And we'll support them. Yea... GOPe)
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Hold my beer, watch this.....BOOM....DEAD!


24 posted on 07/05/2015 11:39:19 AM PDT by WellyP (question!)
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Hold my beer, watch this.....BOOM....DEAD! Why did he have to be from Maine??


25 posted on 07/05/2015 11:40:42 AM PDT by WellyP (question!)
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It wasn’t an accident.


26 posted on 07/05/2015 12:26:00 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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