If you identify as a burrito, you are a burrito.
I am an A-10:
http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/03/op-ed-i-sexually-identify-as-an-a-10-thunderbolt/
This guy is an Apache Helicopter. If you don’t believe it, you’re a heliphobe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BZahm4lfY
“Look I’m a burrito”
How is it they grant their child the prerogative to change gender but not food type?