Can I marry Barack or Michelle and we are all married together? How about farm animals? Can I marry my daughters? Or maybe a 5 year old boy? Kim says that the 14th amendment gives me/she/he/it equal protection under the law. Kim knows, she is famous and famous people know better! I'm not sure why she is famous but she is famous like me. Maybe it's a black thing? Kimmy likes those. Should I make a porn tape too? I'm coming out with my own line of lube products. They will be called Caitlyn Jenner's Slippery Stuff. I could show people how it works if I make a video. Do they have photoshop for videos? I will need that first.
The president said ni**er this week. My word for the week us anus. It is OK to say that word now because everything is OK now. John Roberts told me so.
I'm richer than you and I live in Malibu!
Love, Braitlyn.