I would relish having a spotted owl stuffed and hanging up in my house.
Easy enough. They are sky rats. Everywhere up there. Go to the Pacific North West and find an old growth Kmart sign. They regularly nest in them. Thats why the left dropped having that meme front and center.
Prior to the internet it was easy to hide the truth. The whales and polar bears are easier since no one lives where they are so the left merely says a thing and it becomes so.