[Rodamala]

Given this, when will Air Force One be replaced by an ocean liner for overseas and a train for domestic travel?

It’s high time they replace Air Force 1 with a Tier 4-compliant sea kayak.

[pleasenotcalifornia]

How about bringing back the Viking Longboat. Michelle would look pretty cute standing on the bow the ship wearing a Viking Helmet and brandishing a Viking staff.