[WayneS]

I would not perpendicularly traverse a linearly configured conveyance route to micturate upon Ronald Brownstein were I to ascertain that he was rapidly combining with oxygen.

[5th MEB]

Oh common now, put it in plain English for us poor little under edjumacated conservatives.
What you were really trying to say is, “you wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire”.
I can tell you how to do it if you change your mind; my BS is in fluid dynamics.