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To: Oldeconomybuyer

That’s not that bad of an insult,

My wife came up to me not long ago and asked if she could get a Boob Job, I looked at her and then thought for a minute, got up and walked in to the bathroom and grabbed a little toilet paper, I handed it to her and told her to just rub some toilet paper in between her boobs twice a day and in no time they will get bigger and bigger. So she rubs a little between her boobs and politely asks me why I think this will do anything to her boobs, I turned back and said “ It worked on your Ass didn’t it”!


39 posted on 06/08/2015 9:33:29 AM PDT by eyeamok
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To: eyeamok

>>My wife came up to me not long ago and asked if she could get a Boob Job, I looked at her and then thought for a minute, got up and walked in to the bathroom and grabbed a little toilet paper, I handed it to her and told her to just rub some toilet paper in between her boobs twice a day and in no time they will get bigger and bigger. So she rubs a little between her boobs and politely asks me why I think this will do anything to her boobs, I turned back and said “ It worked on your Ass didn’t it”!<<

And you are alive to tell that story? Just how fast can you run?


46 posted on 06/08/2015 9:36:00 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (When things are rightly ordered, man is steward of God's gifts and civIns law enables him to do so.)
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To: eyeamok

How long was your hospital stay? :-)


49 posted on 06/08/2015 9:36:42 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: eyeamok

Lol


109 posted on 06/08/2015 10:02:16 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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