As soon as we all agree to call schizophrenics that think they are Napolean “Your Highness Emperor”.
Guard: "where do think you're going pal?"
huge male:"I'm going into the women's locker room."
Guard:"Oh no, you're not...the Swedish Women's National Bikini Team is in there showering. No men allowed.
Male:"But I'm a woman too. I have to use the woman's locker room.
Guard:"What????....you say you're a woman?...but you look like a huge man."
male:"Yes, but deep down inside, I'm a woman.",
Guard:"Oh well, that's different....in that case, go on inside. Say hello to those Swedish babes for me will you?"