[PROCON]

"Adel is humble, respectful, nice and very gentlemanly," {Almost blushing bride} Blanco said. "He is everything that a woman can expect from a man."

Oh yeah, just wait until you get to know him.

The Associated Press, making Islamo-terrorists seem almost puppy-like.

[dp0622]

if it wasn’t for those darn sales of 1 to 9 year olds as slaves for less than two hundred bucks at the bazaars. other than that, they’re not so bad.
that, and the surgery a slave gets to make her a “virgin” again every time she is traded.

[Dallas59]

When does she blow up?

[nickcarraway]

Are they registered at Kalishnikov?

[ChicagahAl]

Uruguay’s long nightmare begins.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Beheading begins in five ... four ... three ... two

[a fool in paradise]

When does the happy couple plan to immigrate to the USA and vote for Hillary?

[martin_fierro]

There are thousands upon thousands upon thousands of acres of land out there in the Uruguayan pampas where those damn muzzles can get up to all kinds of mischief.

[ken in texas]

When I first glanced at the title it looked like “... Detainee From Tunisia Weds Orangutan.” At least it has an opposable thumb so it can help out around the tent, more so than a goat. /s

[Minutemen]

Such a fairy tale. A genuine tear jerker..sniff sniff.