I assassinated Ho Chi Min on a secret mission to N Vietnam, but of course they replaced him with a look-alike. I got a little drunk one night and accidentally told my girlfriend Ann Margaret about it. Luckily, she kept my secret.
I never EVER talk about the time I rescued the crew of the Glomar Explorer, stuck at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, wearing only a snorkel, a face mask, and a pair of flippers. That wasn’t the hard part - not only had I not learned to swim yet but I wasn’t even born. Which made me the youngest six-star Admiral in the Navy. That’s ADMIRAL Brian Williams to you, buster.
Ann’s good like that and many other talents...