Posted on 05/31/2015 3:48:21 AM PDT by HomerBohn
The White House is in a state of shock today after receiving word that the US is halfway to a new recession. They were so dazed, they actually blamed Man Made Global Cooling. The GDP for the first quarter was originally announced as a gain of .2%. Today that number was revised to a drop of .7%. The definition of a recession is when the GDP comes in at a negative number for two quarters in a row. That means we are officially halfway to a new recession.
The delicious irony is that after Obama decided to honor our troops by having his picture taken eating ice cream and declaring that global warming is a bigger danger to the US than ISIS, he blamed the bad numbers on extremely cold and snowy weather. (His administration also believes Patriots are a bigger danger than ISIS..DHS determines that people who love their country and constitution are more dangerous than ISIS.) That’s right. The incredibly late winter weather that included tons of snow and bitterly cold weather , which was cause by global warming (chuckle) destroyed The One’s perfect economy. Illegal aliens don’t know where their next food stamp is coming from.
Jason Furman, the Chairman of Obama’s Council of Economic Advisers, also said that if congress would only pass the TPP, it would lead to more exports and a better economy. Really? We can compete abroad with countries who let the market decide on prices and labor costs as our country moves to a $15 dollar “living wage” for the few people left with jobs. I think it’s more likely we would improve the ecomies of the other countries in the TPP, than our own. It will also allow Obama to bring in an unlimited amount of new immigrants. WARNING. WARNING. DANGER DANGER. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is Really About Opening Borders Without Control.
The administration urges all voters to ignore the economy behind the curtain.
Obama isn’t shocked.... He doesn’t care ....
Yep, by both parties.
Obama’s lips are moving so he is lying! Does the Obama Administration think the American people are stupid to believe anything he has to say. Each and every so called legacy issue of the Obama Administration is in some court battle!
Wrong! He cared so much that he played 27 holes instead of just 18 on Saturday...
He’s shocked... he’s disappointed it’s taking so long.
He does care. It’s part of his plan.
BLAME is the center point of rat existance
He has his luxury living; he doesn’t have to care.
I believe I read the the details of the TPP are classified and only a few have seen them.
So anyone purporting to know what is really in them is making it up on the fly.
Maybe blame Obamacare for starters.
Now add in all the losses from windmills, solar panels, electric car subsidies...etc etc
If the economy is in such great shape, why do we still have ZIRP?
global cooling now is it?
Satire?
I thought blaming global cooling might be satire at first. But the cold winter did come up as a phony reason for his inability to fabricate good numbers for the economy. So now I don’t think it’s satire about blaming global cooling. Without a hint of shame, Imam Obama did in fact blame the climate!
ONE more brick in the wall, the creature sings as it heads out to the golf course for tee and trumpets
>>Obama isn’t shocked.... He doesn’t care ....
He isn’t shocked, but he certainly DOES care. This is all according to plan. He’s not a fool. He’s not incompetent. This isn’t a rudderless ship sailing wherever the current takes it.
This is a PLAN to wreck the economy to the point where an overwhelming majority of Americans (who are not his banker and corporatist cronies) demand socialism just to be able to survive.
Obama and the billionaires want an America that can “compete” on the global market. The only way to do that is by paying Chinese wages and that will require government subsistence payments. It is neo-feudalism wrapped up in a socialism blanket.
Global Climate Change.
That covers EVERYTHING.
And makes an actual scientific evaluation impossible.
We all know Deflategate was important, but it's not that important.
Leave Tom Brady alone 
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