I think excess immigration caused the floods. After all, the ground was stomped down by all those illegals, so it became more prone to flooding.
Or, it could have been caused by all the illegals who have come to California who wish their brothers and sisters in Texas could join them. They put their minds into causing some rain for Cali, but it was misdirected to Texas when they got the two confused. And so there you go.
Or, it could be all the Californians who wish they they were in Texas and not paying 10+% state income tax. They, too, wanted rain, but got “rain” and “tax” confused.
And by the way, you’re an evil moron if you doubt me.
Not doubting you at all.