Posted on 05/27/2015 8:16:08 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
President Obama’s daughter Malia has won her first marriage offer, and boy is he a keeper!
Malia, who will be 17 on July 4, received a serious matrimony proposal from a Kenyan lawyer who’s willing to put all his wealth on the table to win her hand.
Felix Kiprono reportedly told the scandal-loving Kenyan tabloid The Nairobian he’s willing to pay the president 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as a dowry for Malia.
”I got interested in her in 2008,” when Malia was 10 years old, Kipromo told the newspaper. “As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her.”
“I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said. “People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real.”
Such a find!
The Obamas had better act quickly before this one gets away.
“I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip,” Kiprono said.
The odds of Malia going to Kenya with the president are surely the longest of long shots. But, as they say, there’s still a chance.
If she does go, her anxious suitor will be there waiting for her, along with his barnyard dowry. Young Malia has surely always imagined her wedding day to be just like that.
It seems Kiprono may have ignited a bidding war of sorts.
Not enough goats................
And we’ll throw in Moochelle for free.
I'm sure he and Michelle will pack Malia packed and hustled aboard the next airliner to Nairobi.
Achmed says he has seen goats that looked better than BO’s daughters.
This will be like a Kenyan version of “Green Acres’ “You are my wife!” “Good-Bye city life!”
Where the heck is Obama going to get all that livestock?
Moochelle says “Ah comeon! That’s only breakfast!
30 goats? Why, that’s a different date every night of the month in Muzzieland!
Good one!
Hopefully some clever person could make a song and video for this idea.
“And we’ll throw in Moochelle for free.”
Ha! obama would have to pay HIM to take that heffer!
I believe Obama’s kids are going to be as rebellious as their paternal grandmother and marry “outside the faith”. Think cracker with a pickup truck, daddy’s on the state NRA board, momma runs a burger king.
Hey, he can keep the goats if he takes Barry, too!
The level of feminism in Africa is so touching it makes me tear up! Who cares if Malia likes the guy, it’s strictly a financial transaction between the suiter and her father!
Im certain that Obie form Nairobi will address this in an upcoming press conference....
Giving up the 70 sheep might prove a hardship to the Moh-ham-madman attorney.
He needs to take a good long look at SoMalia’s mother and rethink that decision.
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