Canada Ping!
Everyone knows the French ditty, "Alouette, gentile Alouette." Here's the French lyrics, and then the English translation..
Alouette, gentille alouette, Alouette, je te plumerai.
Je te plumerai la tête. (x2) Et la tête! Et la tête! Alouette! Alouette! A-a-a-ah
Lark, nice lark, Lark, I will pluck you.
I will pluck your head. (x2) And your head! And your head! Lark! Lark! O-o-o-oh
It gets progressively worse....