(How to think like a Democrat)
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
Ow! It hurts when I hit myself on the hand with a hammer!
I had better hit myself on the hand with a hammer harder!
“How to think like a Democrat”
This is better:
I like to keep banging my head on the wall,
a little boy told his Pop.
I like to keep banging my head on the wall,
‘cause it feels so good when I stop.