Dear Yank:
Lady Ashton’s panties are bunched. She won’t come down from that tree, even for her favorite chew toy, not until it’s time for her daily pre-dawn prayer, and this is all your doing. Please don’t call it the “Muslim mess”. It upsets her Ladyship greatly. Try instead “the newly diversified British mess”.
Once the sun never set on our empire. Now it never rises on our island. It is a mess. Such a dreadful mess. But none of it is Muslim. They have their vast majority of decent, hard working fellows, who get very irate whenever anyone ever blames anything on them, especially street violence.
We managed to corral several hundred thousand for the Iraq and Afghan wars. I know we have had cuts and aren’t as big as we once were, but neither are two old men and a dog.
As to UK mess, its not remotely aa apocalyptic as you lot think, and its not the army’s job anyway. If anyone should clear up self-mess first, take a hard look at yourselves.