The minimum wage for restruant workers in Texas is $2.13
https://www.google.com/search?q=waiter+minimum+wage&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
In Seattle, and now Los Angeles, it will soon be $15. Therefore I simply WILL NOT TIP in either city. I’ll print up some business cards explaining why and leave them in my check.
While that's probably true for the servers who also collect tips, it can't be true for the kitchen staff...