“Crooks” is a pretty bad name for a Judge.
How about Savage, Lawless, Crooks for a fictional law firm name?
Not quite as good as Dewey Cheatum and Howe perhaps.
My brother used to send fake lawyer letters to companies with whom he had beefs. He called his firm Warsaw Berlin & London, something like that.
In some states, representing yourself as a lawyer is a crime. Imagine that!
Oh I don’t know...you might have something there. Try mixing the order of the words.... such as “Lawless, Savage, and Crooks(inc.)”. If you make any money with my suggestion...you can buy me pizza and wings, as a thank you!
When I lived in TX, the neighbors in my cul de sac were named Outlaw, Crooks, and Rape. There was a Lemon family on the block too, thrown in for good measure. LOL