There’s a new series in the works, CSI: Clintons.
There’s a new series in the works, CSI: Clintons.
Where original CSI chief Grissom comes out of retirement to discover thousands of hidden forensic clues to Clinton crimes only to have all the cases mysteriously dropped by the sexy young female DA, who is often seen coming out of both Clinton offices. Grissom develops a drinking problem, which by season’s end after solving cases that go nowhere ever, has turned into an addiction to snorting pulverized charcoal briquets mixed with Miralax. His bondage mistress is mysteriously found dead, bound and gagged by her own equipment.
The season finale is where Grissom’s body is found deep in the woods with self inflicted shotgun wounds all over his back. His shoes had not a trace of the gooey mud he had to walk a mile through to get to where he committed suicide. When the Clintons were pressed for comment on the findings, they both talked about the fundraiser in Indonesia they were presiding over at that exact moment.