I’m going to start the Dr. Bogus Pachysandra Foundation.
“I’m going to start the Dr. Bogus Pachysandra Foundation.”
It isn’t philanthropy that brings in the cash. It’s your abiity to make a phone call and get Gen.Blather a substantial contract that I don’t actually have to perform on. As a matter of fact, I’ll kick back a good 20% to The Dr. Bogus Pachysandra Foundation by giving you a substantial honorarium for each speech you deliver on a topic of your choice. The speeches should run about 90 minutes but that includes (vetted) questions and grip-n-grin photos with participants. A flight to and from in my private jet (with appropriate amenities of whatever sexual flavor you desire) is, of course, included. (Why not? You paid for it.)
And please, gentlemen, let your generosity and philanthropy extend toward the Old Sergeant’s Home For The Crochety And Malcontented, with Bag and Grille curbside service.