[PROCON]

Just damn, Navy Bro, I've been using a 1 foot spit to roast my marshmallows over a camp fire, burns me every time, many trips to the emergency room.

I'm so glad the gubmint came out with these guidelines so I'll know better next time.</sigh>

[ConorMacNessa]

I have to confess I've lost a few to the fire over my years. Of course, at Castle MacNessa, the fire is an unbounded force of Nature to be reckoned with and subdued.

The correct number of coals must be laid.
They must be laid in a perfect pyramid of five tiers amounting to 91 coals.
The "K' on the face of each coal must be aligned to be upright from the front of the Grill. If you're not using Kingsford coals, you're a Heretic, doomed, and need read no further.
The coals must be allowed to flame for at least 45 minutes before you introduce the meat - you must cook the meat when the sacred fire has peaked. It will endure and serve you well in its elegant denoument.

So Say I.

"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life.
I am prepared to give my life in their defense."

[ansel12]

I think someone photo-shopped a child doing it, just to embarrass we older guys by making it look easy.

[antidisestablishment]

Everyone knows that roasted marshmallows were the inspiration for Napalm. ;)