Headline: Washington Discredits LGTBBLTOMGPDQ Community
Dateline: December 26, 1776 Trenton New Jersey
Gen. Washington: I’d like to thank all my men who endured such fowl weather and made a daring crossing of the Delaware River. Their courage knows no bounds.
Reporter: How many LGTBBLTOMGPDQ members were on your boat crossing the deleware?
Gen Washington: What? BLT? My men were with minimal rations, but performed admirably.
Reporter: Did you have any transgendered on the crossing?
Gen. Washington: What? Transportation? We had several rather leaky rowboats which we borrowed for the crossing.
“Gen. Washington: I’d like to thank all my men who endured such fowl weather and made a daring crossing of the Delaware River. Their courage knows no bounds.”
General, what kind of fowl? Water fowl? And we’re these fowl LGBT?