This reminds me of an old Dobie Gillis episode when Maynard G. Krebs was trying to pass as an eminent scientist. Whenever he was asked a hard question, all he had to do was hold on to his lapels and say:
“Let me think about that in depth...hmmmmm...”
and walk away.
We know this woman truly means what she says when she keeps nodding her head and bugs out her eyes!!! SICK! Check out that wrinkly skin under the makeup in the 2nd video at the link. Are awards given out for total phonies?