Posted on 05/15/2015 1:42:23 PM PDT by Biggirl
In a first for the embattled publication, one of Rolling Stones cover boys was sentenced to death by a federal jury in Boston late Friday afternoon. This is a double whammy this week for the left-wing publication. On top of losing its cover boy, Rolling Stone was also sued this week over a fake rape story published earlier this year.
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“I never pick one up unless I’m in the dentist’s office. “
Yeah, and it’s usually a two year old “People,” or maybe a “Time!” I guess dentists are keeping these pubs alive.
They won’t execute a muslim in this country....ever.
Wonder if this guy will be rated lower than a child molester by his fellow prisoners? Will there be 72 non-virgin Bubba’s wanting to get to know him better? If that’s the case, 20 years in prison followed by execution is perfect.
Not unless he under inflates his balls.
You could be right. Maybe they won’t execute him. However, some white supremacists might introduce him to sausage and I don’t mean of the porcine variety.
Keep him in the general population while he’s waiting. He’ll want to be executed before long.
I don’t even read the left wing Sports Illustrated any more. I had been a subscriber since 1962 but I cancelled about 15 years ago. Political correctness & sports should not be mixed. But we all know that proggs can’t leave anything alone.
So ... Joker’s gonna fry.
Bye-bye, asshole.
COVER OF ROLLING STONE
Well, we’re big rock singers
We’ve got golden fingers
And we’re loved everywhere we go (that sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
For ten-thousand dollars a show (right)
We take all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll get ya when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
Chorus
(Rolling Stone) Wanna see my picture on the cover
(Stone)Wanna buy five copies for my mother (yeah)
(Stone)Wanna see my smilin’ face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone (that’s a very, very, good idea)
I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy
Who embroideries on my jeans
I got my poor old grey haired daddy
Drivin’ my limousine
Now, it’s all designed to blow our minds
But our minds won’t really be blown
Like the blow that’ll get ya when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
Chorus
[Freaky Guitar Break]
(Ah, that’s beautiful)
We got a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine Indian Guru
Who’s teaching us a better way
We got all the friends that money can buy
So we never have to be alone
And we keep getting richer but we can’t get our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
Chorus twice
If these were state charges, I agree. The Feds do things a bit faster. Tim McVeigh was executed 4 years after his conviction.
While true, why waste perfectly tasty bacon?
He should be sentenced to life in prison with the biggest, meanest, most sex-starved bubba in that prison as his cellmate.
Execution is too good for him. His life needs to be a living hell.
It will happen, mark my words. There will be appeals, but they will fail.
While having vivid (and ecstatic) dreams involving Kim's consorts.
You might want to learn to spell that, lest someone think you are talking about a taco place or something.
I think the appeals will drag out and he will be around a LONG time.
Obozo could just abolish the death penalty and let him live.
Kim’s consorts? A sister and two goats?
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