[Steely Tom]

Uh, how did Schultz know it was so awesome if, as he testified [under oath] yesterday, he never even saw it?

“I saw it one time, yes sir,” he said.

Well which was correct? You saw it or you didn’t?

“They are both correct, sir.”

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the typical Liberal Democrat.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Ladies and Gentlemen. I give you Crazy Ed Schulz and six months in jail for perjury.

Do I hear “twelve months”? “Well, do I”?