[DoodleDawg]

First law of politics: Never write down what you can say. Never say what you can whisper. Never whisper what you can nod. Never nod what you can wink. Never wink what you can smile.

Kind of dated. A more modern caution would be think twice before speaking, three times before posting, and four times before tweeting.

[cuban leaf]

Yeah, but the old one is funnier. :-D