[Mariner]

"Type in “Rolling Stones” in the station input field at Pandora.com, and watch the Cialis adverts show up in the side column."

I know I know.

Just like the wimmins throw their depends instead of their panties now.

But, have you ever been to a Rolling Stones show?

When they're in a groove they are STILL the Best Rock and Roll Band in the World.

Those kids today can't hold a candle to their musical talent.

[Mariner]

Keith Richards was interviewed by Rolling Stone magazine when they were rehearsing for their "40 Licks" tour in 2005.

He said the toughest part was culling down the set list from the 300 songs they had performance ready.

300.

[Jeff Chandler]

When they're in a groove they are STILL the Best Rock and Roll Band in the World.

They've never been the best. In their prime they were overshaddowed by a group which featured both lead guitarist and drummer in the top ten all time best and the number one best bass guitarist of all time, as well as a little front man who could really scream.

[GATOR NAVY]

Saw them in 1981 on the Tattoo You tour. Had to see them because everyone knew it would probably be their last tour. Yeah, right. It was a pretty impressive show that didn't deserve the poor acoustics of the Kingdome. J. Geils Band was the opener.