Fr. Z had a good suggestion.
Tell the perverts that you will bake the cake with the price being inflated.
Then tell them that all the money they paid for their cake will be donated to traditional marriage organizations and tell them that you will put their names down as the donors.
Hopefully they will walk out the door.
Tell the perverts that you will bake the cake with the price being inflated.
how would that be any different...? Once they realize the inflated price applies only to them, they’ll go crying to a judge claiming discrimination...and they would be upheld, without having to cook up a laundry list of phony maladies...
stupid idea, not thought out to its logical conclusion...