My son was on the switchboard yesterday during the move. He received 4 separate calls.
Caller: “Ummm...it looks like the hospital is closed. Is it? How do I get seen, now?”
S/B: “April Fools! Come in by way of the basement!” Okay, that’s what he thought, not what he said. “Yes, today is the day we closed the old hospital and opened the new one. You need to drive out past the Target and Fry’s; we’re on the right side of the highway. 4 stories tall. Can’t miss it!”
Caller: “New hospital? When’d that happen?”