[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Seriously! Who could read through that whole article and not want to cram a coat hanger into their eye?

I read through it all, was a bit confused, and was about to read it again when, all of a sudden, my wife threw here shoe at the monitor and exclaimed, "STOP! You'll go blind in the other eye if you read it again!"

Then she threw away all of our coat hangers as a precaution.

My wife: I think I'll keep her.

[subterfuge]

Ha! LOL’d!